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MOF**KIN' H2O
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By: HARDASSSSSSS on 4/16/2011
Rating: 5    (1 Votes)
I'm parched like a camel in the valley of death/
Take a look at my watch, almost lost my breath/
it's half past three, y'all know what time it is/
time to go to school, time to meet my friend Liz/
We go to to the park, hang out 'til after dark/
then we drink some awesome water like we're a pair of sharks/
and we head back to school/
told the teacher I'm no fool/
then we drank water in class/
sprayed the principal with water/
he told me to leave class/
my mom says she doesn't have a daughter/
then I cried in my room with my Bieber poster up/
took a sip of that water out my lil'John pimp cup/
then I cried some more/
Totally not a hard straight baller anymore

Quench your lyrics
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By: EMERSE on 12/6/2010
Rating: 4.9    (427 Votes)
More wet then wet, they haven't submersed me yet
and if they do Ill just EMERSE from the depts!
I never wait to go, chuggin hip hop H20
Hydrated confidence, you all are way to slow!
Yeah, if your lyrics are dry take a swig of this, poetically quenched you won't be hit or miss!
Marathon lyricist swimmin 8 more laps,
8 more bottles means Im twistin 8 more caps!
Constant flow, ya know, hip hop water flow,
Wit a name like EMERSE! Hell man you outta know!
Cleanse your palate, and cure ya hangover.
Here's 99 cents now please hand my change over.
An organically made drug wit a bit of St. Lou in it.
Don't be lame, you ain't cool if you ain't doin it!
Hip hop and water together again!
So download this! Its a brand new trend!




(www.emerse.webs.com)

CEO Flo
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By: P. LawTon on 11/27/2010
Rating: 3.8    (200 Votes)
2 parts hydrogen 1 part oxygen, flo like the blood from a cut that a boxer get/
Err time LawTon spit they sweat, look how hot it get/
Emcees need Hip-Hop H20 by the box & shhht

Thirsty like some hostages, they're bout fly as some ostriches/
I'm flyer cuz I'm higher than da number on a lotto ticket/
CEO FLO Maga-zine goin Niagara/
FLO hard like a glass of hip-hop water & 2 Viagra!

fire WATER!
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By: RIDAHMOVEMENT on 11/26/2010
Rating: 3.7    (286 Votes)
I got that Fire-Fire water..ya'll just all wet! it's FireWater. h-2-o! Hear me? all VET! if Your lyrics TOO dry..you gone need a few sips.. we flying too high! It's gone take a few trips! look! Now we OWN the water! Used to ride on slave ships! now we gettin paid..shhhhh! ..i ain't even mad now. Hip-Hop water it be fillin up my bag now. Hip-Hop! hear me!? And you know she gettin wet! Cuz I keep a bottle wit me! get em wet as they can get! Water!

LISTEN UP
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By: G-Money on 11/29/2010
Rating: 3.7    (37 Votes)
-LOOK
-all dez rappers claim they ballin drive a audi
-thinkin they a BIG star hardees
-mad kuz im getn money wanta harm me
-put the bread over the beef...arby

-how much it cost me...jus a buck jack
-hippest water out now thats a known fact
-another pallet in da van no mo room for that
-like rejected court dates we pushin cases back

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